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SELL YOUR JOKES FOR CASH

You can sell your good jokes to all kinds of comedian and

cartoonists if you follow simple procedures when submitting. But

like Greeting Card writing, this is an extremely competitive

field and unless you are very good, you cannot expect to make a

living at it.

Start by looking through the latest edition of the Writer's

Market under Gag Writing.

You might be surprised at the large number of cartoonists

looking for work, and even more surprised by the kind of work

they're seeking. Make a study of this section of the book before

you start writing gags and making submissions.

One idea: when making your first set of submissions, include a

card that reads as follows: Thank you for the submission, but I

am returning them because they are:

___  Not suitable for my markets             ___  Not professional

___  Not funny enough                           ___ Not funny at all

___  I don't need new submissions at this time

Expect to see the last slot checked off frequently. What this

card will do is show you who is most impressed by your work and

who might be a better bet for a future sale. If you sent your

best batch of gags to someone you thought could use them and he

says they aren't funny at all, why waste postage trying to

change his mind?

If you want to give this a try, start writing gags immediately

and file a lot of them, several hundred if possible, before

making your submissions. The more you have to choose from, the

better your choices will be and the better your chances of

making a sale. Be aware that payment for cartoon ideas is not as

good as for greeting cards.

If you get some positive response from your submissions, you

might even want to start hanging around at comedy dubs. Young

comics need the very best material that they can get if they

hope to make any sort of name for themselves, and many will be

happy to pay two to five dollars for a good line. Provided, of

course, that you don't turn around and resell it to someone else

the next day.

Don't forget that many daily newspapers and magazines pay cash

for good jokes but they tend to get swamped with submissions, so

unless you have a lot of faith in your idea you just might be

wasting postage.

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